I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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