Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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