and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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