Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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