I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
There are leaves in my underwear?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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