Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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