all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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