I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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