Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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