that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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