SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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