I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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