I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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