I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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