Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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