come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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