Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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