i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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