Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think your dad took our porno
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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