You made me cry and you don't even care
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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