when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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