I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
jump out the window naked night went bad
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