Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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