Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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