You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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