i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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