Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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