Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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