i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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