Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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