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• (515): View more from Iowa

  you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.

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• (209): View more from California

  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.

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• (661): View more from California

  ‎"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.

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• (559): View more from California

  This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?

  (813): View more from Florida

  Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.

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