i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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