I heard we made out
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I didn't notice because vodka
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am