Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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