if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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