I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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