He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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