just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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