Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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