I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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