So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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