I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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