I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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