He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How external is "for external use only"?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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