Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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