Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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