i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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