i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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