I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There r osticjed everywhere
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
