a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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