Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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