Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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