Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.