I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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