I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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