On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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