do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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