Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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