Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Randomize
